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1. I think I'll stop with the YTMND thing. Whatever. Let me know if you absolutely love them too much for me to do otherwise.

2. New campaign poster!!!

Good evening, everyone! (It's always evening when The Blob posts)
I'll just give y'all a new 'un, and be on my way.

Lawd, I don't know what I'm going to do when I get to the ones that myspace won't let me put up. Probably ask my brother-in-law-to-be, if I'd told him about this yet (I plan on messing with his head on THR sometime, where I'm under the name Hazel, so that's why I haven't. Hey, he has a site thing (he doesn't like to be called a "blog") somewhere on the sidebar. See if you can guess which one! There's a picture of me somewhere on there, too. He wants more readers, though, so you should start going there a lot to make him happy).

Yes, I like parentheses very much.

http://ghosttasers.ytmnd.com/

Don't bust me, ghost!

Heck, it's been on the top watched for a week now. I might as well.

http://sawivtrailer.ytmnd.com/

Heh heh heh...

Good evening, everyone! Today will be the day on which I shall begin to tell those who read this, and not... something else... about The One Party!

Naturally, I am the messenger/spokesperson for The One Party, seeing as I created it (no matter what that jerk Sauron says. It was ME!!!). After a while, I began to think that I need a name for this. Of course, I chose the most evil name I could think of: The Blob.

Before questions are asked, it is not after the cheesy 50's horror flick. A few years back, I named someone after it, and that person is evil. Well, the alien that absorbs everything it touches is evil too, but still. See, the reason for the name is that he wore this big yellow hoodie all the time and from far away, he was just a big, yellow blob (another nickname we gave him for this was "Spongebob." Man, I had xanthophobia for at least two years because of that whole ordeal). Heh, he never knew about any of those many, many nicknames. Also; no, it's not an ex-boyfriend. I remain on quite friendly terms with all my ex-'s due to my unwillingness to get into arguments with people who might actually like me. Yeah, I won't say much more beyond that.

Alright, back to what the actual post is about. Join The One Party today, and RULE THEM ALL!!! I hereby present you with the first campaign poster:

If I could get it to upload...

Hold on...

Wait...

Ah! Yay!

Well, that was annoying. It wouldn't let me get it directly from my documents for some reason, and I had to use the one that I'd already put on the... uhh... other place. I'm not the best with computery things, shush.

Alright, so this particular poster is not, in fact, the most creative or interesting or anything, but it is freakin' neccesary! The One Party cannot begin without this, so just suck it up and wait for me to put up the next one. Hey, I'm evil, remember? Ain't compassionate.

http://sonichasajarofdirt.ytmnd.com/

"Look what I got!"

Hazel here! Commies are advised to avoid this post at all cost. Please, it's for your blood pressure. :)

Alright, so I have this question here. Who do you think terrorists hate more; America, or other sects of Islam? I mean, I know that America is the Great Satan and the Second Babylon and all that good stuff, but the other sects of Islam have corrupted the terrorists' sacred religion. So do you think Al Qaeda and Hezbolla would be willing to set aside their differences and work together to bring--and I quote (both of them)--"Death to America," or do they simply hate each other so much that all we need to do is wait for them to just blow one-another up?

I ask this because of the discussions about that Iranian guy (Hold on, let me just laugh at him for a minute since he's an ass).
Alright, I know the whole visiting-ground-zero thing is old news now, but there are (of course) people saying that he should be allowed to visit because he wasn't really involved in 9/11. I argue that he's still a little b*stard who wants us all to die horrible, painful deaths for our prosperity and would probably take the hijackers' side over ours if he had a choice. Of course, the person replied that he only funds another terrorist group who wants America to be destroyed and thereby probably wants puppies and flowers for the U.S. in comparison with what he wants for Bin Laden. So... who's side would that little goblin guy be on? I mean... "on which side would that little goblin guy be?"

Yes, he looks like a goblin. That's the first thing I thought of of which I thought when I first saw a picture of the dude (Heh, I heard once that the definition of "dude" is "a hair on an elephant's butt." Of course, that was from my sister when I was 10, so it's probably not true).

Alright, that's all for now. Thanks muchlys! XD

http://cyborgpiratninjajesus.ytmnd.com/

The only reason for today's neglect is that I was working on my admissions essay all day. Yeah, I want to get into college; so sue me!

NOTE: Please don't actually sue me. Seeing as I'm about to go to college, it's highly unlikely I'll have any money for the next 4 years, at least (if I don't go to grad. school, that is. I probably will, though, since lawd knows who'll hire someone with only a BS in Chemistry).

Also, Pyrotechnics looks like fun.

IMO, my generation was the last one to have really great cartoons growing up. Seriously, what do kids these days have to watch? Well, I'm not sure; I'm a little afraid to watch it too much because the little I've seen has sucked compared to Loony Toons and the like.

Anyways, my favorite would probably have to be Animaniacs. It's actually probably even more funny now that I actually get all of the jokes and references to pop culture and such. I don't really know what I have to say about it other than just hilarious (keep in mind, I'm still kinda new at this), so I'll let a compilation of some of the best quotes do the talking:

See? Ain't it a great show? (Answer: HECK YES!). Go look up the songs and the Wheel of Morality, too. It's like South Park, but toned down enough that they approved of it for kids a decade ago.

People still randomly burst into the Pinky and the Brain theme song, too. I'll need to put up Pinky and the Brain too...

This is probably the stupidest thing you will see today, but I gurantee that you will laugh. At least... you'd better or we'll take you to Candy Mountain too! Muahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

Charlie the Unicorn:

And I will leave you now with a slightly lower IQ.

http://offmyspread.ytmnd.com/

Completely stupid, random, and pointless. However, that's the kind of mood I'm in, as you will likely see later today.

Funny though, I've been having trouble thinking of a good title for my novella, and one of the things that came to mind was "The Spread" to which I replied (yes, I reply to myself), "Sounds like epic butter."

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I guess you had to be there...