Monday, August 11, 2008

Your orange-drink karate, or whatever.

So said one of the NJ friends when I first typed about it in the WoW party chat.

This weekend (since everyone totally cares!), I took a Tang Soo Do belt test for the rank of 1st gup… which is very, very close to blue belt (which is basically our black belt). I was super, super nervous, especially seeing as I hadn’t really tested since January. Believe it or not, that is a huge contributing factor to the exact amount of the feeling. See, the entire 6-7 months are spent working towards this one little thing, and you just really feel the pressure to have visibly improved in that time.

According to my rather biased parents and my sister who’s potentially biased the opposite way, however, I did show this improvement. So hopes are high. Ah… but there’s always a problem to arise in these, and this test decided to make that breaking.

I haven’t broken anything since my first Tang Soo Do test two years ago. That was a step-side kick on a single board. This was any two-station break with four or more boards (meaning: two different techniques, with either two on both or three on one). I pretty much completely failed on that. The first technique–a hammer-fist–I just probably am not strong enough for that, but the second… I know I could have broken them both. But I didn’t. My stupid brain got in the way and told me to not try to go through (brains do that. It’s the same thing that makes you overcompensate for recoil when shooting and the like. Just needs to be trained out of you.). So I got to do a different break with one board each, which I eventually kind of got… at least there was mad-crazy determination there.

So that was a fun part of my weekend, and I plan to spend all day tomorrow doing absolutely nothing so my muscles can heal. Therefore, I’ll probably post something interesting. Until then, here’s one of those songs which I feel really awkward singing along with (along with which I feel really awkward singing? Ugh… grammar!), but just can’t help it. At least it’s not I Kissed a Girl.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Tang soo!

Forewarning: This post may contain various Korean words. Most should be able to be understood through context. Others can be explained here, which is actually (surprisingly) extremely accurate. However, I have a qualm about the use of “Master” in the section on the belt system. We don’t use the term in our school, basically because we are real big on pushing humility.

I often mention Tang Soo Do here–usually as an excuse for not being more interesting–but I’m not sure I’ve ever really given a good impression as to what, exactly, it is. Well, here’s a nice post all about it.

A little less than two years ago, I was growing lazy yet restless in my ever-continuing homeschooling exploits. I was returning from the State Fair with my friend, and I caught an interesting sign off to the left, which said, “Karate”. At this time I had actually been considering taking back up Martial Arts (taking back up, as I had been in Tae Kwon Do for a few years, but quit 4 or 5 years previously) for a few reasons. Primarily, I knew that I needed exercise, as I’d grown to be a tad pudgy, and I couldn’t stand any other type of exercise. Simply working out bores me, as I need some sort of mental stimulation at pretty much all times, and team sports require interacting with people–something at which I am (obviously) not that great.

I told my mom about the school, and she and I went there the next day to check it out. It was closed at the time, but we looked in and saw that it was called “Tang Soo Do”, got the times when it would be open, and went to eat at the nearby Japanese restaurant. We came back the next night or so (I remember it was a Tuesday) to watch a class, and ended up signing up. I took a couple intro classes, and soon joined the ranks as a white belt (ah, the good ol’ days).

I took my first test, and felt that I did pretty well–perhaps deserving of skipping one or two levels (mostly due to my former Tae Kwon Do training). Apparently, however, I did extremely well and got to skip four levels, putting me, then, at 5th gup (from 10th gup). In my school (kwan), that is a green belt with one red stripe. Yeah, that was a bit of a surprise. Yet I accepted it and realised that I needed to work a lot harder to actually learn everything that the majority of people at that rank have had 15 months to already get into their head. Classes started to be a whole lot more fun then.

I continued to practice the art and progress in rank, and got my red belt (3rd gup) almost a year ago. However, a problem came up in December: I got into college. College itself wasn’t the problem, but it was the fact that I decided to live in a dorm (the fact that the 8am only english class was the only one open by the time I registered told me that perhaps driving into Raleigh at that time might not be the best idea) that created an issue. I thought I would have to quit Tang Soo Do, because we weren’t going to get a parking space. This greatly upset me, as I had come to love it a whole lot, and it grew to be a large part of my life that I really, really cared about. This was right before my 2nd gup test, too. I went in there–with my mom for the much needed emotional support–and told my Sa Bom Nim that I thought I might have to quit. Thankfully, he wouldn’t let me. I stayed, and came to class every Friday. Soon, he started making me stay for the blue belt (see link at top) class after the normal Friday class, just to try to knock as much knowledge into me as possible (you see why I like these people so much?).

Currently, I am going to class three times a week for the summer, and will be testing for 1st gup come July. A great deal has changed; most prominently, we changed locations (to a place with hardwood floors!), and Sa Bom Nim is actually less involved with the school (I believe some family stuff, though I’m not entirely sure what it is. The Kyo Sa Nims have more or less taken over classes, and have actually been doing a wonderful job). Also, I have actually been slowly gaining friendships with the Kyo Sa Nims. Yeah, those things I don’t have.

But I digress. Actually, that whole thing has been digression. I’ve been talking about Tang Soo Do this whole time, and I still haven’t said a thing about it. Tang Soo Do is a Martial Art that originated in Korea from the older styles from both Korea and China (though there are some signs of Japanese and Okinawan influence, as well). The better-known Tae Kwon Do came from it, and thus they are very similar, but personally, I much prefer Tang Soo Do any day.

“Why?” you ask? Well, I’d be glad to answer! Basically, Tae Kwon Do is a sport. More than anything, it pleases crowds. A lot. The most accurate word that I can think of of which I can think is, “flashy.” Tang Soo Do is much more simple and basic. It teaches to do the moves that will hurt an opponent, where they will hurt him/her most, and how to do them as well as possible. When you test for the next level, you test for yourself. Tae Kwon Do, on the other hand, teaches how to do the basic moves fairly well, but also how to do the things that look downright awesome (lots and lots of flying kicks and the like), and ends up with more focus on those rather than the simple things, since they are more difficult. My sister recently tested for her 4th dan–master level–and it was indeed incredibly impressive. There was a large crowd, and a long table at the front of the testers, including (amongst others) their Master, his 6 brothers, the head of the World Tae Kwon Do Federation (I believe that was the particular organization. There are a bunch of them), and James “Bonecrusher” Smith. Yeah, that was pretty cool. The thing is, it wasn’t really a test. It was more of a demonstration to keep everyone entertained. They broke lots of boards, but I couldn’t help but notice that they were very thin, which would really make sense since they were breaking so many and really needed to get them all on the first try.

Alright, this sounds like I’m calling Tae Kwon Do fake. It’s not, as my thorough experience with sibling rivarly can attest. It’s simply not purely self-defense. It’s about looking really, really cool and making lots of money (big, big industry in that martial art nowadays. What my mom’s old (70-80’s) Karate teacher apparently called, “black belt factories”). I like Tang Soo Do because it’s what you’ll need to know in a fight, and not a whole lot else. Occasionally, we play around with the fun stuff. I’m actually well-known there for very high kicks, but we still practice basic techniques every class without fail.

Another thing I prefer is that Tang Soo Do is actually very traditional and serious. In my old Tae Kwon Do classes, the instructor would play music during class and other things like that to keep the energy and excitement up in the room. Yeah, Tang Soo Do doesn’t do that. We go there to concentrate only on perfecting our technique and occasionally learning new techniques.

Yet that’s not even all that’s taught. We focus a great deal on the philosophical roots of the martial art. Respect, inner strength, perseverance, dignity, manners, honor, etc. Actually, our “motto” of a sort is, “Strength, Dignity, Honor.” The primary two traits that are pushed, though, are humility and confidence. I already have one of these naturally, but it’s usually called an inferiority complex. The other can be harder to develop, but through things like teaching lower-belts forms or even just being able to yell loudly, it can grow pretty rapidly at times. Just my personal observation.

That’s actually about it, I believe, and dinner will be soon, so that’s it whether I have more to say or not. Basically, I love Tang Soo Do so much because it’s traditional, practical, and serious, and actually does teach me useful things for life, whether it be actual self-defense or inner moral lessons.

By the way, my favorite quote from one of Sa Bom Nim’s talks: “If I break someone’s knee, I will be able to simply walk away. This is because I know myself and know that if I were to break someone’s knee, they were doing something to deserve it.” Those are probably not the exact words (the first sentence definitely was. At least, the first half of the sentence), but it was definitely the message.

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Right…

Well, I didn’t post on saturday, but it seems that no one was reading anyways. It was a fairly eventful saturday, and I didn’t have much of a chance to do so. In the morning, I went to the gun show with my sister and the B.I.L.T.B., which was completely awesome (though I’m far too poor to have actually bought anything).

After that, I went to a super special awesome (sorry to keep using that word) difficult tang soo do class. We were supposed to have another sa bom nim (technically an instructor above the rank of fourth dan, but the tae kwon do-eans call it Master. My sister got that rank last week–she’s technically a friggin’ Master), but his daughter had a baby, so he couldn’t make it. Therefore, he came and taught a special class for us, which was the hardest exercise I’ve ever had, but that was really the best class ever. There weren’t any water breaks, though, which made me somewhat concerned at first, but things were much better by the end somehow. So, the awesome class ended, and I went back home.

Well, at the IDPA match a few weeks ago, I’d seen some .50 caliber muzzle-loading black powder rifles. Being the insane history buff that I am (I sure hope so, at least, since that’s my intended major), I really really wanted them. My dad said no, because they were about $300 each, and he himself had a muzzle-loading black powder rifle, though not .50 cal. (He believes it’s .45, which is still neat). Well, the next day, I find said gun on my desk chair. I fiddled around with it a bit, and left it back on it. The next week, it’s still there. I play with it some more, lifting it to my shoulder and whatnot. Still there the week after that, and finally this week. So friday night, I finally get up the courage to ask if he wants it back, to which he replies, “no, I gave it to you”.

!!!!!!!!

I have a black powder muzzle-loading rifle! It is so awesome! Also, it shoots (I learned last night that it’s actually a replica of an early-1800’s rifle, but my dad built it, so y’all don’t look down on it), which was the point of the whole last paragraph. After I got home from the ultimate tang soo do class and took a shower, my dad took me outside to try it out a bit. He doesn’t have any bullets (mostly because he’d forgotten what caliber it was at first), but he got some substitute for black powder (since the actual stuff is at least hard to find, if not illegal. I’m not entirely sure yet) and some little primer cap things, and loaded it with a rolled up bit of newspaper so that it would actually shoot instead of the powder just rolling out of the barrel or something. It took quite a few tries, but it did fire and scare the dogs half to death. Dinner was after that, and then I got to shoot it again, this time at least trying to load it myself. I think I rolled the newspaper wrong, but oh well. Since it was dark this time, we got to see some flames, which is pretty sweet no matter what. The dogs were then frightened once more. After that, I got to clean it. Not the most fun I’ve ever had, but a surprisingly relaxing task.

So I now have an actual gun to add to my small-but-growing weapons collection. It is now alongside my sai, bow & arrows, bong (I kid you not, that’s what it’s called in my martial art–I’m pretty sure it is, at least), Knights Templar sword (got that one at a gun show a couple years back, and I love it so very much), and some sort of club thing that, IIRC, my great-great aunt got from Puerto Rico. Yeah, I know, I’m ashamed that I don’t own any katana, but I’m working on that. Although, I haven’t cleaned my room since I got home, so I don’t have a permanent place for the new addition quite yet. It’s currently on my Patriots pillow that I got for my birthday as a semi-gag gift from a NJ friend. After the game that they lost, he and I had a bit of a conversation during which it was determined that I’d be a patriots fan from now on. So, I found it a somewhat fitting place to put a black powder rifle, despite the fact that it’s a couple decades off from The Revolution.

So, that’s why I didn’t post anything yesterday, but again, no one seemed to be looking anyways.

Alright, so, just in case that wasn’t entertainment enough for y’all, here’s whatever I find next on YouTube…

Okay, I looked for a tolerable video with Mambo Number Five, but obviously had some trouble, so I decided to then search for the What is Love? SNL skit, but to no avail. Therefore, y’all just get some guy love:

alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/lL4L4Uv5rf0&hl=en

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