Allow myself to introduce… myself.
Good evening, everyone! Today will be the day on which I shall begin to tell those who read this, and not… something else… about The One Party!
Naturally, I am the messenger/spokesperson for The One Party, seeing as I created it (no matter what that jerk Sauron says. It was ME!!!). After a while, I began to think that I need a name for this. Of course, I chose the most evil name I could think of: The Blob.
Before questions are asked, it is not after the cheesy 50’s horror flick. A few years back, I named someone after it, and that person is evil. Well, the alien that absorbs everything it touches is evil too, but still. See, the reason for the name is that he wore this big yellow hoodie all the time and from far away, he was just a big, yellow blob (another nickname we gave him for this was “Spongebob.” Man, I had xanthophobia for at least two years because of that whole ordeal). Heh, he never knew about any of those many, many nicknames. Also; no, it’s not an ex-boyfriend. I remain on quite friendly terms with all my ex-’s due to my unwillingness to get into arguments with people who might actually like me. Yeah, I won’t say much more beyond that.
Alright, back to what the actual post is about. Join The One Party today, and RULE THEM ALL!!! I hereby present you with the first campaign poster:
If I could get it to upload…
Hold on…
Wait…
Ah! Yay!
Well, that was annoying. It wouldn’t let me get it directly from my documents for some reason, and I had to use the one that I’d already put on the… uhh… other place. I’m not the best with computery things, shush.
Alright, so this particular poster is not, in fact, the most creative or interesting or anything, but it is freakin’ neccesary! The One Party cannot begin without this, so just suck it up and wait for me to put up the next one. Hey, I’m evil, remember? Ain’t compassionate.
